Vol. I · March 2026
Infrastructure & National Security
Federal law defines critical infrastructure as systems "so vital to the United States that the incapacity or destruction of such systems would have a debilitating impact on security, national economic security, or public health." By the government's own data, squirrels qualify.
By Catherine Aldworth · March 30, 2026 · 12 min read
Monetary Policy
An actuarial analysis of leadership selection criteria, public approval optimization, and cognitive behavioral research suggests the optimal candidate may not be human.
By James Okonjo · March 30, 2026
Agricultural Policy
The legal definition of "farm" under federal agricultural census guidelines contains no requirement that the operation be located on Earth. Recent NASA experiments may have inadvertently triggered eligibility.
By Priya Sundaram · March 30, 2026